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“For years my wife wanted a bay window in our bedroom so she could see the woods that go behind our house. We saved up for five years to finally get one. One year of enjoying the view went by before a deer, I’m talking a big ol’ buck crashed into the window, cracking it near open.”
“The deer had mad deer disease or whatever they call it. The one where the deer walks around all drunk like it ate apples on the ground. Like that. It’s kinda like a zombie movie if it were just deer.
Anyway, if I would have known that the deer zombie thing was going to happen, I would have just put up a smaller window since it only hit about three feet into the seven-foot-wide window. Two smaller windows would have saved us two grand.
Not worth it. But don’t tell my wife.”
—Anonymous
